You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof.
wake up america
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day
Animated Kermit is just a really horrible frog.
The way this kermits mouth moves cracks me up.
My brother is getting mad at me because I won’t stop saying “TEETH”
if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7
I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)
you two need jesus
i dont think jesus was into threesomes
you don’t know me
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.